she doesn't realize

by lonesquid

[15:00] Stevos3763: i found some pretzels!
[15:00] K7Lim: sweeeeet.
[15:00] K7Lim: when sleep deprived, the stevus adapts, changing its M.O. from fierce hunter to crafty gatherer
[15:01] K7Lim: such flexibility has led to the rise of the stevus as the dominant species on this continent

how many licks?

does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?


the world may never know.

i miss my hair

yes. yes i do.



stupid scissors.

i miss home

yeah. i do.

a lil hamlet called Oakland

so overlooked,
Oakland is, just sitting there to the East.

Sullen, it longed for someone to notice its Speakeasy Parkway Theater, with couches, pizza, and films.
Dirtied, it looked for a visitor to absorb the sights and, yes, even the scents (!) of the expansive Walden Pond Book Store.


Sometimes the place that's miserable and hostile exists only in your mind...
Oakland seemed to be smiles all around.

Current mind-expanding book

wowee zowee.

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For traditional Muslims, the converse of tyranny was not liberty but justice.

breaking number ten

thou shalt not covet.

but... but...
Lord they don't have THIS for freakin ECKS BAHKS



ahhhhh!

we WON!

we tried a new team name today, "Faith-Based Initiative." And it paid off in SPADES. We had a perfect game going into the final round.

Pig and Whistle Trivia Night, I heart you, I'd marry you if the state would let me.

They say you learn something new every day.
I guess if the averages count, i can take the week off, having learned 7 things hoy. silent H btw, spanish for today, not to be confused with the briton's Oi. a multi-purpose syllable.

1. We've got an AQUEDUCT!



2. The best problems are ones that are resolved before you're aware of them. You remember how Superman saved us all by reversing the rotation of the earth (and therefore reversing TIME ITSELF!! Quiet Einstein.)? we didn't even notice that he'd saved us!

While napping at the aforementioned aqueduct area (what?? the sound of running water makes me sorta narcoleptic!) i drop my phone. Then while I'm oblivious, shooting baskets at the park...

a) Raul (stranger) finds my phone.
b) Helen (yay) calls moi, seeking to spend some time... leads with the phrase "HEYYY MANGO!"
c) Raul asserts that he is not Mango.
d) Raul explains that some absentminded lunkhead left his phone in the grassy knoll.
E1 - Helen vouches for the lunkhead, and offers to take the heavy bulky phone (it's from 2002!) off his hands.
E2) Helen and Raul rendezvous, Raul hands over the loot (the phone).
eff) Helen drops phone off at my house, but has to take off while my delinquent bootay is botching lay-ups.

ba-da-boom, people are wonderful, especially honest strangers, and friends who call!

Learned thing three: Ed Helms is even funnier in person. He was in town at Cobb's, part of my new favorite neighborhood in SF. Kennedy's = Indian food + Irish Pub (go fig). Bimbo's = cool venue, nice waitresses, live music. Cobb's = comedy club. add a dash of FREE PARKING and I know where I'm dying to live (if i could afford $1500/mo). uh oh did i just sound like a yuppie? NO!! DEATH!!!

Four: Geoff's super power is making terrible sci-fi movies into the best movies i've ever seen. Plus he home brews us some beverages

Five: Sincere joking with bitter middle-aged women can be misconstrued as flirting. yikes.

Six: Dark Chocolate Kit Kat is MIND-BLOWINGLY GOOD. HELP ME FIND SOME MORE NYUM NYUM NYUM

Seven: Eleanor was leading me on. All that sultry, intense eye contact at their show was just bollocks. She's been dating the lead singer of Franz Ferdinand this whole time! Sigh. I'll rue the day I developed this rock-girl fetish.

oh i can't end on a down note! eight: there's a movie theater in the east bay that shows moooovies and serves fresh pizza! speakeasy theater.

night

tour of my room

because i keep entertaining thoughts of moving...
not that there's anything wrong with the R dub C, but... SF and co are so vibrant.

i do heart my room tho.

sporkcorkboard.


my chicken's readin Jared Diamond.


my new firebreathing friend on a poster, godzirra. i mean godzilla.
it's a new poster cuz it's not on my crowded wallsaurs yet. hence, on the carpet. omg omg AC Newman's "On The Table" just came on. best SONG



no comment.



the castanet woman is shrinking away from the bright light! ahh my pupils!
nerdy books, some legos, me and my sis, box o sake. i'm not a drunk. a) it's not open and b) it ain't boxed wine!

where next? SF... or East Bay

taking a break from that stupid double entendre game.


SF Grand Prix (Lance was sposta be there but he bailed with tendinitis. a lil bummed but as a frequentor of that sucky semi-injury, eees ok. please please please don't be a doper lance.) Instead of playing SLUGBUG, the kids now play SLUG_PERSONWHOSWEARINGLANCEARMSTRONGYELLOWWRISTBAND.

Holy crap i'm really unfunny sometimes.

oh the other pic is from the art-car show in Berkeley. woo wee

i want to move to either SF or Berzerekeley. Hippies with Money or Hippies with Degrees.

spoon

spoonspork


i dig the bushinator and arnold dolla dolla billz.
heh not really.

i like how the fork's bin has been converted to a spork's abode by SHARPIE.

oh the second picture... my two jackets spooning.
and yes those brown stripes are made of CORDUROY. WHAT WHAT? :bites thumb at you:

and the most comfortable shoes EVAR.

Fielding

so 3.14159 of you are saying that my website is too impersonal, that i never speak in the first person, that it's just passive narration of, granted, interesting things.

OHHHHHHHHHHH tay.

here we go. don't say I didn't warn you about it.

let's play poetic pairs in pictures. alliterative! my mediocre photography eye!

fielding

i love the bay area. who buys the stereotypes of blue-collar auto-shop workers being uneducated?? not in San Francisco?? Who says sports teams can't win (sometimes) without mega-bucks?? not in Oakland??

donnie darko?

Donnie Darko? that sounds like a superhero
Breez Halte has the power to control wind?

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(Thanks, Stan!)

merchants of cool

Counter culture flees.

The Midriff will get you.




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