1.31.2004

What.

I. Endtime News Digest

Link


II. Flat Earth Society

1. What is the Earth's shape?
The Earth is flat. It is shaped in the form of a pentagon, and thus has five corners.
2. What is the "middle corner"?
If one was to draw a line from each corner to the centre of the opposing side of the Earth, the line would intersect in the middle of the Flat Earth. This place is known as the Middle Corner.
3. Hey, wait a minute, that is not a real corner...
So? The equator of the spherical earthers is an imaginary line as well. Does this mean that their model does not have a northern and a southern hemisphere? You cannot count in imaginary numbers, but does that mean that they do not exist?
4. What about the northern and southern hemisphere?
Globularist rot. This implies the Earth being a SPHERE, which it is not. The Earth has, however, an Inner and Outer Ring.
5. What is Platygæanism?
Platygæanism is the scientific hypothesis which holds that the Earth is flat or planar in topology.
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III. Science Fair
2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.

Link

1.30.2004

Embarrassing

A Comedy Of Errors...

Poot!

Oops!

Oof!

From Stan's Boring Friend, Stevos, and BoingBoing

Required Additional Reading



When reading the Strong Bad Emails on Homestar Runner, ya gotta follow it with this site:

Secrets

playing with orkut lettering



















la la la

Eskimohunter - Speed And Other Forces Of Nature - The Fast-Trak Holy Nova Symphony
10:40 - The Pale - Wake-Up Call - Gravity Gets Things Done
10:37 - Frank Black - -Headache - Teenager Of The Year
John Vanderslice - Coming And Going On Easy Terms - Cellar Door
1:39 - The Mellors - Port Angeles - The Mellors

1.29.2004

Necessity may be the mother of all invention

But she had a bastard child just now.

You want me to put that where?

Link

Bottle Nosed

Note to self.
Sign up for this.
From g-mo.


Well... hello...

Link

submit these apples, streets

Knock knock

Who's there?
Who wants to know?


Link


i'll paypal you a buck if you can tell me what the japanese says.
seriously. i wanna know. that. badly.
a weakening dollar.
boo hoo.



From Shawn: the japanese seems to say (the kanji on the right is a little hard to make out) "the door won't open. let's break it down!"

Shawn corrects himself - neocount99: it says, "if pushing doesn't work, why not try pulling"

This is shawn (now that he has my dollar):


craftster.org - a review

didn't get around to giving this enough attention earlier.

Hipster crafts.



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Poster Children - Now It's Gone - No More Songs About Sleep And Fire
Crawl Babies - Blow Grass
The Prodigy - Voodoo People
Ima Robot - Alive
Incredible Moses Leroy - Transmission C

OOOOooooOOOO Wash KANG ga


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oooomba uhgggugugugugug ooojo ayayayayaya!

keekeekeekeek agogo


26 Things : The Photographic Scavenger Hunt

26 Things : The Photographic Scavenger Hunt

The aim of this photographic project is to make us open our eyes and get creative with the things and people around us, to see how we each interpret themes


an entry for color by troniu of Copenhagen, Denmark

Whet T-Shirt Competition

This site has some really great T-Shirts on it, but then again so do trillions and trillions of other websites.
The kicker: random young artists (EVEN YOU) can submit their own clever shirt designs to have them scored by the public, and then archived in their archive, and some lucky/skillful designers get their shirts printed and sold on the store.

I've seen a few others like it, send me a few if you've seen them. I want to maybe submit some stuff to one, and support others by buying, hopefully for a lower price. 15 bucks is a bit steep. (conversion: 3 burritos, 5 trips to yerba buena)

kevin at condimentking dot com

A sample shirt:


Threadless T-Shirts - Browse Submissions - (Tee Shirts Competition Design Submissions)

1.28.2004

Physicks


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sites to check out later

stuff i've run into today in my ramblings, seeking a sensible community

Computerlove | Connecting creative talents

DA forum

shodown

DEFEND YOUR CASTLE game

This is nominated for the "OMG BEST INTRODUCTIONS TO GAME LEVELS EVER" category for the non-existent awards show i just made up right now.

Flash games more more more!

Dissidents are coming to capture your castle! Here comes one now!

NO YOU DON'T CAPTURE THE CASTLE, PASTY GIRL! SPLAT

.:: Castle ::.:. .

Update For the Squeamish: Turn off the sound!

THREE DEE PONG!!!!

We may finally be grateful to live in this dreadful THIRD rate dimension, now that the 1337 programmers ported PONG over from 2-d land.



Link

My First Online Personality Quiz



so continues a hoard's benevolent, non-sexual obsession with the genius behind toothpastefordinner, drew.

Freebie



If you'd like a Free KEXP bumpersticker, send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to:

Cheryl Waters
KEXP
113 Dexter Ave. N.
Seattle, WA 98109

Bear Buena

Official Blurb of this cool, twisted comic book:
"Bear is a comic of doe-eyed hi-jinx, crazed slaughter and expanding heads, all wrapped up with a fuzzy bow. See Bear suffer undignified ickiness, barely escape serious injury and flee the deranged whims of his tormentor Looshkin. It's a sweet crunchy bumf of horrible joy. Read more about Bear here."


Update: Sorry this is blurry.

Previews of Bear

Add this to the list of 3 Dollar Joys. Coming this weekend. The Slavelabor.com (what a name) site has a list of where their works are sold.

3 Dollar Joys. Catchy. Another you ask? I spoil you. Alright.

3 Dollar Joy #2 detail added: ($3 entrance with student ID)

Link


That is the sound of you pimping yourself out for 6 dollars.

1.27.2004

stop LOOKING AT ME



Um. Weird don't click on it. please.

evil baby



Postal Service

The Postal Service - Such Great Heights EP!!!

Iron and Wine
The Shins



BOTH do Postal Service COVERS!

Update: Took a sample listen of this. Meh. yeah. Meh. Postal service does Postal service best.


brittle bones




This site is hilarious, and well-updated! It even has a comment about this page! w33333333333!



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Monetize your web skeeeeeels

Got a Website with CONTENT? (not like this one?)
Make some money with AdSense



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Monetizing your random knowledge

Trivia Nights: Sundays at the Pig And Whistle


This has developed into a fun tradition!

Steve and TP(trivia pete) are good hosts every week


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Vote (NO, not new hampshire)


Rock the Vote~!
Parody Already

well, if you are a sad sack new hampshirian (hampshite? hampshizzle?) go VOTE only 7 hours left you fool! yay democracy

Update: NH: Kerry Won. Bloggie:Voting will close at 10:00 PM EST on Saturday, January 31. The winners will be posted on Monday, March 15. Anti-Bloggie:that sandwich looks delicious, so buttery.


9:44 - Trespassers William - Vapour Trail - Vapour Trail Single
10:13 - Sea Ray - Nicholas Ray - Stars At Noon
11:25 - Frank Jordan - Funnyhead - Milk The Thrills

boom.



IS THIS REAL?????



oh Wow. Google Image Search, you are my favorite thing in the world right now

sure he's hot, but can he make a free throw?

update: [00:19] hwang622: yuck

1.26.2004

flash has unleashed several pandora surprises on this world.





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paleontology

Both of the jawbones belonged to dinosaurs known as prosauropods, or plant eaters with small heads, long necks, and the ability to walk on two or four legs. The prosauropods are Flake Music is considered to be the evolutionary ancestors to the sauropods Shins, or the group of dinosaurs musicians that includes the famous Brachiosaurus, Apatosaurus, and Seismosaurus James Mercer (vocals, guitar, harmonica), Marty Crandall (keyboards), Dave Hernandez (bass) and Jesse Sandoval (drums)...

=

Please, this isn't about piracy, this is about getting excited about music in its greatest forms. So have a listen but don't prevent artists from getting paid. Show them your support somehow!

Delete these sample tracks as soon as you've decided whether the work is worth your time and money!

shhhhhh

Watching a doomed behemoth claw at mice

The dying behemoth desperately wants to avoid the epiphany that its days are over.
Writhing and clawing to stay alive, the behemoth fades as the world forgets why it ever created or fostered its existence.

Ok ok in english, the RIAA has now started to take on DJs who make mix-tapes that feature copyrighted material (read: all recreational DJs)


Link

Mike Rowe sells out.

MikeRoweSoft is now a 404 error that redirects to this annoying commercial waste of [web]space. covered in banner ads and flashing icons. Appropriate for a Sell Out.

Blinky
ick make it stop. i'll give my stupid $50 back if you just MAKE IT STOP

Oh well.

Today's songs I'm digging on the stream, somafm.

12:02:02-Rogue Wave-Kicking The Heart Out
11:59:01-Craig Marshall-Desparately

1.24.2004

Arch Enemy


Last February, Morgan Spurlock decided to become a gastronomical guinea pig.

Link

Feeling a backlash that's hopefully strong enough to buck some people off such terrible habits.

Referred by G-mo






1.23.2004

"Parents Unite! Nothing like some good-natured revenge!" (WHAT?)

"Guess what kids... It's Payback Time!"
"There is nothing like some good-natured revenge."

This is the worst hot-or-not spinoff i've ever heard of: Embarrass Your Kids.com


Link

This is for all those kids who know less than their parents do about the intarw3b.


pwn3d!

Update: [00:01] confusedgnome: on that site, i still can't tell if 10 is good or bad

Update 2: I've submitted a room, awaiting approval...

Update 3: The site's down. omg omg i crashed it lol lol omg


hipster song

10:21 - Her Space Holiday - Tech Romance - The Young Machines
10:00 - Arling & Cameron - 5th Dimension - We Are A & C
9:37 - Guided By Voices - Jane of the Waking Universe - Mag Earwhig
9:33 - The The - This Is The Day - Soul Mining
9:26 - Film School - Like You Know - demo

All Consuming

This seems like a great idea, created by a guy who works at Amazon.



a blurb "It's built by a guy named Erik Benson who works at Amazon. Essentially, it's an aggregator that looks for mentions of books on blogs. It also lets people keep track of what they're reading (and completed/purchased/etc.), and alerts you when those books are mentioned on other blogs."

official blurb "All Consuming is a website that watches weblogs for books that they're talking about, and displays the most popular ones on an hourly basis. You can also use this site to add a list of books to your own weblog (and you don't need to know HTML)."

Link

1.22.2004

wait, that ain't right



decalogue!

The Un-shopping list

Advertisers and retailers make impulse buying hard to resist, despite its harm to you and the planet. Before buying anything, ask yourself:

Do I really need and want this - can I get by without it?
Is it made from renewable, or nonrenewable resources?
Is it made of recycled materials and is it recyclable?
How long will it last and how will I dispose of it?
Can it be maintained and repaired?
Could I borrow, rent or buy it secondhand?
Is it overpackaged?
Is it worth the time I worked to pay for it and its cost to the environment?

care of co-op america

Hat

Yep. sure does.

Buy it

I just donated to Soulseek

Helping the causes I deem worthy...


11:47 - The Mountain Goats - Palmcorder Yajna - We Shall All Be Healed

Panderers in Japan

Wow. Celebrities.

Are.

Idiots.



Link.

1.21.2004

letters from friends. (he forgot my name)

Here's another email I got from a dear old friend in need of some financial help:

Good day,dear Vincent! One more time,I ask You to excuse my
bad English))) A few days ago I almost lost Your e-
mail,cause my computer was breaked,but now all OK,as You
can see.I am OK,the money from Your Baltic partners are
received by me.Of course,in that time I shall not a bank
transfer,becauce I dont want to excite Your fiscal
administration))) I put all money at credit card
account «VISA”.And now I can send this card to You or to
that man,whose name and adress You inform me.I shall send
card by Fedex or DHL or others of Your choice.Already I ve
get my unassuming per cents,but I think Your 87500$ make
glad ever You))) (By the way,it is more than You
awaited,isnt it?)))
I hope I shall not teach You to use credit card VISA)))
Moneys recipient (You or Your man) will be absolutely
anonymous for US goverment,because this
card was opened for fiction person in Russia.Its a nice
scheme,isnt it?Of course,it will be a some expensive,than a
bank transfer,just a little,but I think its a better for me
and You. So,during this week,I am waiting an information
from You about name and adress of man,who I shall send the
card.

Now lets about a rest.Vincent! I
ask You to inform Your Partners from Estonia,they must
prepare a new contracts about road-building,but not about
marketing or audit,becauce it will be more convenient for
me.(the Russian Laws is always changing).However,i am not
sure You understand what I say
about)))
How is the weather where You lives? Our weather is bad now,its very
cold.I hope it will better after our President elections)))
I shall always very glad to talk with You not about
business,but You are always busy.Write me at this e-mail at
any time,as You wants.Best reggards! Always
Yours,Nicolai.

P.S. Pin-code from card I send You at this e-mail or send with

3:04 - Camera Obscura - A Sister's Social Agony - Underachievers Please Try Harder
Various Artists - "Sweetheart" (Hear Music)
The Faint - Theconductor (thin white duke remix)

fallin for it

Here's the body of an email I got today:


Dear_ CitibankOnline User,

_This email was sennt by the_ _Citibank _server_ to
veerify _your e-mail adress.
You mustt ceolmpte this pesrcos by clicking on the link
beelow and enntering in the smmall _window your Citi
Debit_ card nummber and pin that you use on the Atm.
That_is done for_your prtecotion -A- because some_of_our
_members_ no legonr have acecss to their email addreesss
and we must verify it.


For some reason I have no money. Waaaah??


1.19.2004

Website Mixmaster

Now you can be a mixmaster too!
"mix" two websites
Link

DIW/Devil In The Woods Records

DIW/Devil In The Woods Records

Tappa tappa tappa

Tilly and the Wall




instead of a percussionist, a lot of tap-dancing and hand-clapping

you learn something new each day! this time on KSDT on "Hello Panda!"

nice.

my social life is not powered by a searchbot

[16:27] KevinAtGoogle: sometimes i think it's weird that like, taste in music can bring friends together
[16:29] Stevos3763: how so? and do you mean that it can forge new friendships, or reinforce existing friendships?
[16:29] KevinAtGoogle: i noticed a guy's cd
[16:29] KevinAtGoogle: on his desk
[16:30] KevinAtGoogle: "oooh, you like "
[16:30] KevinAtGoogle: and we just launched from there
[16:30] KevinAtGoogle: i mean there are probably half a dozen guys that are as cool as he is
[16:30] KevinAtGoogle: maybe
[16:30] KevinAtGoogle: but...
[16:30] KevinAtGoogle: i donno
[16:31] KevinAtGoogle: and i'm very attracted to women by what music they like
[16:31] KevinAtGoogle: maybe it's just me
[16:31] KevinAtGoogle: it's like, when we can't distill personality directly
[16:31] KevinAtGoogle: we take shallower stuff
[16:31] KevinAtGoogle: and infer personality
[16:31] KevinAtGoogle: sometimes correctly
[16:31] KevinAtGoogle: sometimes not
[16:31] Stevos3763: i think that is quite accurate
[16:32] KevinAtGoogle: i in some weird way think someone who values independent music must have a good personality
[16:32] KevinAtGoogle: but that's completely not true
[16:32] KevinAtGoogle: indie fans, i'm afraid to say, run the same gamut of personalities
[16:32] KevinAtGoogle: as say
[16:32] KevinAtGoogle: britney fans
[16:32] KevinAtGoogle: probably, in a big enough population
[16:32] KevinAtGoogle: i mean i've met indie fans who are jerks (no! get OUT!)
[16:32] KevinAtGoogle: i donno
[16:32] KevinAtGoogle: i just think people, no matter how smart, use some really cool probablistic thinking
[16:36] Stevos3763: well for some people its music, others...food, music, animals
[16:36] KevinAtGoogle: yeah
[16:36] KevinAtGoogle: i'm not talking specifics, like music
[16:36] KevinAtGoogle: but i think it makes a lot of sense
[16:36] KevinAtGoogle: and i think it's cool
[16:36] KevinAtGoogle: but a bit weird
[16:37] KevinAtGoogle: like i think a computer would choose to just make connections in some sort of depth-first or breadth-first search
[16:37] KevinAtGoogle: logically the first would just go up to another thing
[16:37] KevinAtGoogle: talk to it until it was put off
[16:37] KevinAtGoogle: and then move on
[16:37] KevinAtGoogle: or the second would connect to as many things as possible
[16:38] KevinAtGoogle: but since i started work, i've noticed that i use the randomest algorithms to find people
[16:38] KevinAtGoogle: humor, music, even like cool car in one instance
[16:38] Stevos3763: hmm
[16:39] KevinAtGoogle: it's really complex thinking, i think
[16:39] KevinAtGoogle: i mean i have a lot of preferences
[16:39] Stevos3763: my "cs-to-graphic designer" doesnt seem to be working
[16:39] KevinAtGoogle: haha
[16:39] KevinAtGoogle: sorry
[16:39] KevinAtGoogle: i mean a computer would either
[16:39] Stevos3763: breadth first, depth-thingy
[16:39] Stevos3763: algowhatsit
[16:39] KevinAtGoogle: you get the idea tho
[16:39] KevinAtGoogle: a rational computer would just eschew random factors like music or car
[16:40] KevinAtGoogle: and just meet people in a very organized way
[16:40] KevinAtGoogle: and that would probably yield the same personality matches
[16:40] KevinAtGoogle: at least similar
[16:40] Stevos3763: eharmony.com!

best punchline ever

Microsoft takes on teen's site MikeRoweSoft.com

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (AP) --It's Microsoft versus Mike Rowe-soft.

Rowe, a 17-year-old high school senior and Web designer from Victoria, has angered the software giant by registering an Internet site with the address www.MikeRoweSoft.com.

"Since my name is Mike Rowe, I thought it would be funny to add 'soft' to the end of it," said Rowe.

Microsoft, however, is not amused.

It has demanded that he give up his domain name. In November, Rowe received a letter from Microsoft's Canadian lawyers informing him he was committing copyright infringement.

"I didn't think they would get all their high-priced lawyers to come after me," Rowe said.

He wrote back asking to be compensated for giving up his name. Microsoft's lawyers offered him $10 in U.S. funds. Then he asked for $10,000.

On Thursday, he received a 25-page letter accusing him of trying to force Microsoft into giving him a large settlement.

"I never even thought of getting anything out of them," he said, adding that he only asked for the $10,000 because he was "sort of mad at them for only offering 10 bucks."

Microsoft company spokesman Jim Desler said Sunday, "Microsoft has been in communication with Mr. Rowe in a good faith effort to reach a mutually agreeable resolution."

Rowe is keeping his sense of humor.

"It's not their name. It's my name. I just think it's kind of funny that they'd go after a 17-year-old," Rowe said.

1.18.2004

Save $500

This costs 500 bucks:

Link


This is free:

Link



This last summer, I used OpenOffice.org in a workplace that flowed on micro$oft products. I was able to create and edit spreadsheets, word docs, and slide presentations; no one noticed that i was a microsoft-defiant nerd using a piece of free, open software. EVERY feature I can think of is represented in OpenOffice.org 1.1.

Why voluntarily give money to this guy: ?

It's great. wow.

Fontifier

Fontifier lets you use your own handwriting for the text you write on your computer. It turns a scanned sample of your handwriting into a computer font that you can use in your word processor or graphics program, just like regular fonts such as Helvetica.

coming soon... a mapping of some groove in my brain...


care of hottie kitta

No relation.

Two songs for your mid weekend lull...
getcha movin a bit...

the best recent song about extinction: Unicorns - I Was Born a Unicorn
the best recent song about thermodynamics: Basement Jaxx - Hot and Cold


Link

1.16.2004

Michael Moore for Clark

I’ll Be Voting For Wesley Clark / Good-Bye Mr. Bush — by Michael Moore

January 14, 2004

Many of you have written to me in the past months asking, "Who are you going to vote for this year?"

I have decided to cast my vote in the primary for Wesley Clark. That's right, a peacenik is voting for a general. What a country!

I believe that Wesley Clark will end this war. He will make the rich pay their fair share of taxes. He will stand up for the rights of women, African Americans, and the working people of this country.

And he will cream George W. Bush.

I have met Clark and spoken to him on a number of occasions, feeling him out on the issues but, more importantly, getting a sense of him as a human being. And I have to tell you I have found him to be the real deal, someone whom I'm convinced all of you would like, both as a person and as the individual leading this country. He is an honest, decent, honorable man who would be a breath of fresh air in the White House. He is clearly not a professional politician. He is clearly not from Park Avenue. And he is clearly the absolute best hope we have of defeating George W. Bush.

This is not to say the other candidates won't be able to beat Bush, and I will work enthusiastically for any of the non-Lieberman 8 who might get the nomination. But I must tell you, after completing my recent 43-city tour of this country, I came to the conclusion that Clark has the best chance of beating Bush. He is going to inspire the independents and the undecided to come our way. The hard core (like us) already have their minds made up. It's the fence sitters who will decide this election.

The decision in November is going to come down to 15 states and just a few percentage points. So, I had to ask myself -- and I want you to honestly ask yourselves -- who has the BEST chance of winning Florida, West Virginia, Arizona, Nevada, Missouri, Ohio? Because THAT is the only thing that is going to matter in the end. You know the answer -- and it ain't you or me or our good internet doctor.

This is not about voting for who is more anti-war or who was anti-war first or who the media has already anointed. It is about backing a candidate that shares our values AND can communicate them to Middle America. I am convinced that the surest slam dunk to remove Bush is with a four-star-general-top-of-his-class-at-West-Point-Rhodes-Scholar-Medal-of-Freedom-winning-gun-owner-from-the-South -- who also, by chance, happens to be pro-choice, pro environment, and anti-war. You don't get handed a gift like this very often. I hope the liberal/left is wise enough to accept it. It's hard, when you're so used to losing, to think that this time you can actually win. It is Clark who stands the best chance -- maybe the only chance -- to win those Southern and Midwestern states that we MUST win in order to accomplish Bush Removal. And if what I have just said is true, then we have no choice but to get behind the one who can make this happen.

There are times to vote to make a statement, there are times to vote for the underdog and there are times to vote to save the country from catastrophe. This time we can and must do all three. I still believe that each one of us must vote his or her heart and conscience. If we fail to do that, we will continue to be stuck with spineless politicians who stand for nothing and no one (except those who write them the biggest checks).

My vote for Clark is one of conscience. I feel so strongly about this that I'm going to devote the next few weeks of my life to do everything I can to help Wesley Clark win. I would love it if you would join me on this mission.

Here are just a few of the reasons why I feel this way about Wes Clark:

1. Clark has committed to ensuring that every family of four who makes under $50,000 a year pays NO federal income tax. None. Zip. This is the most incredible helping hand offered by a major party presidential candidate to the working class and the working poor in my lifetime. He will make up the difference by socking it to the rich with a 5% tax increase on anything they make over a million bucks. He will make sure corporations pay ALL of the taxes they should be paying. Clark has fired a broadside at greed. When the New York Times last week wrote that Wes Clark has been “positioning himself slightly to Dean’s left," this is what they meant, and it sure sounded good to me.

2. He is 100% opposed to the draft. If you are 18-25 years old and reading this right now, I have news for you -- if Bush wins, he's going to bring back the draft. He will be forced to. Because, thanks to his crazy war, recruitment is going to be at an all-time low. And many of the troops stuck over there are NOT going to re-enlist. The only way Bush is going to be able to staff the military is to draft you and your friends. Parents, make no mistake about it -- Bush's second term will see your sons taken from you and sent to fight wars for the oily rich. Only an ex-general who knows first-hand that a draft is a sure-fire way to wreck an army will be able to avert the inevitable.

3. He is anti-war. Have you heard his latest attacks on Bush over the Iraq War? They are stunning and brilliant. I want to see him on that stage in a debate with Bush -- the General vs. the Deserter! General Clark told me that it's people like him who are truly anti-war because it's people like him who have to die if there is a war. "War must be the absolute last resort," he told me. "Once you've seen young people die, you never want to see that again, and you want to avoid it whenever and wherever possible." I believe him. And my ex-Army relatives believe him, too. It's their votes we need.

4. He walks the walk. On issues like racism, he just doesn't mouth liberal platitudes -- he does something about it. On his own volition, he joined in and filed an amicus brief with the Supreme Court in support of the University of Michigan's case in favor of affirmative action. He spoke about his own insistence on affirmative action in the Army and how giving a hand to those who have traditionally been shut out has made our society a better place. He didn't have to get involved in that struggle. He's a middle-aged white guy -- affirmative action personally does him no good. But that is not the way he thinks. He grew up in Little Rock, one of the birthplaces of the civil rights movement, and he knows that African Americans still occupy the lowest rungs of the ladder in a country where everyone is supposed to have "a chance." That is why he has been endorsed by one of the founding members of the Congressional Black Caucus, Charlie Rangel, and former Atlanta Mayor and aide to Martin Luther King, Jr., Andrew Young.

5. On the issue of gun control, this hunter and gun owner will close the gun show loophole (which would have helped prevent the massacre at Columbine) and he will sign into law a bill to create a federal ballistics fingerprinting database for every gun in America (the DC sniper, who bought his rifle in his own name, would have been identified after the FIRST day of his killing spree). He is not afraid, as many Democrats are, of the NRA. His message to them: "You like to fire assault weapons? I have a place for you. It's not in the homes and streets of America. It's called the Army, and you can join any time!"

6. He will gut and overhaul the Patriot Act and restore our constitutional rights to privacy and free speech. He will demand stronger environmental laws. He will insist that trade agreements do not cost Americans their jobs and do not exploit the workers or environment of third world countries. He will expand the Family Leave Act. He will guarantee universal pre-school throughout America. He opposes all discrimination against gays and lesbians (and he opposes the constitutional amendment outlawing gay marriage). All of this is why Time magazine this week referred to Clark as "Dean 2.0" -- an improvement over the original (1.0, Dean himself), a better version of a good thing: stronger, faster, and easier for the mainstream to understand and use.

7. He will cut the Pentagon budget, use the money thus saved for education and health care, and he will STILL make us safer than we are now. Only the former commander of NATO could get away with such a statement. Dean says he will not cut a dime out of the Pentagon. Clark knows where the waste and the boondoggles are and he knows that nutty ideas like Star Wars must be put to pasture. His health plan will cover at least 30 million people who now have no coverage at all, including 13 million children. He's a general who will tell those swing voters, "We can take this Pentagon waste and put it to good use to fix that school in your neighborhood." My friends, those words, coming from the mouth of General Clark, are going to turn this country around.

Now, before those of you who are Dean or Kucinich supporters start cloggin' my box with emails tearing Clark down with some of the stuff I've seen floating around the web ("Mike! He voted for Reagan! He bombed Kosovo!"), let me respond by pointing out that Dennis Kucinich refused to vote against the war resolution in Congress on March 21 (two days after the war started) which stated "unequivocal support" for Bush and the war (only 11 Democrats voted against this--Dennis abstained). Or, need I quote Dr. Dean who, the month after Bush "won" the election, said he wasn't too worried about Bush because Bush "in his soul, is a moderate"? What's the point of this ridiculous tit-for-tat sniping? I applaud Dennis for all his other stands against the war, and I am certain Howard no longer believes we have nothing to fear about Bush. They are good people.

Why expend energy on the past when we have such grave danger facing us in the present and in the near future? I don't feel bad nor do I care that Clark -- or anyone -- voted for Reagan over 20 years ago. Let's face it, the vast majority of Americans voted for Reagan -- and I want every single one of them to be WELCOMED into our tent this year. The message to these voters -- and many of them are from the working class -- should not be, "You voted for Reagan? Well, to hell with you!" Every time you attack Clark for that, that is the message you are sending to all the people who at one time liked Reagan. If they have now changed their minds (just as Kucinich has done by going from anti-choice to pro-choice, and Dean has done by wanting to cut Medicare to now not wanting to cut it) – and if Clark has become a liberal Democrat, is that not something to cheer?

In fact, having made that political journey and metamorphosis, is he not the best candidate to bring millions of other former Reagan supporters to our side -- blue collar people who have now learned the hard way just how bad Reagan and the Republicans were (and are) for them?

We need to take that big DO NOT ENTER sign off our tent and reach out to the vast majority who have been snookered by these right-wingers. And we have a better chance of winning in November with one of their own leading them to the promised land.

There is much more to discuss and, in the days and weeks ahead, I will continue to send you my thoughts. In the coming months, I will also be initiating a number of efforts on my website to make sure we get out the vote for the Democratic nominee in November.

In addition to voting for Wesley Clark, I will also be spending part of my Bush tax cut to help him out. You can join me, if you like, by going to his website to learn more about him, to volunteer, or to donate. To find out about when your state’s presidential primaries are, visit Vote Smart.

I strongly urge you to vote for Wes Clark. Let's join together to ensure that we are putting forth our BEST chance to defeat Bush on the November ballot. It is, at this point, for the sake of the world, a moral imperative.

Yours,
Michael Moore

KEXP today

Radio highlights at work.

The Frames - New Partner - The Roads Outgrown
The Undertones - Teenage Kicks - John Peel Session
Girlsareshort - Perfect Sound Always - Earlynorthamerican

1.15.2004

Bronze Medal

Hey, third ain't so bad.

is it?

*wobble*

Great song by Idlewild.
It felt cold inside, so we threw the radio onto the fire
It felt good to watch it, burn away to nothing

You said you felt weak
I hope its got nothing to do
With the things you told me

Nothing but your eyes
Looking down on the third place
You've got nothing but determination
To come in third

a man who walks away and forgets what he looks like...

Adventures in Reflective Surfaces: The Mirror Project



That sound is me shuffling through my old photos, looking for those ones i flashed through because they had some odd reflection in them.



hear it?


that reminds me... i've been neglecting my other camera...
giving too much love to the sexy young one

: : mum-mum : : eat-eat : :

Watch what happens when you play with your food.


Link

check out Mum-mum, for some eye-catching/mouth-watering food from a Malaysian enthusiast.

5.4.3.2.1. we have roll-off. wow.

Marvin.



The much-anticipated full-colour panoramic view of Spirit's landing site on Mars was unveiled late on Monday.

1.14.2004

off-road chatter

Fred J. Schaafsma, a top GM engineer, says, "Sports-Utility owners tend to be more like 'I wonder how people view me,' and are more willing to trade of flexibility or functionality to get that."

"The only time those SUVs are going to be off-road is when they miss the driveway at 3:00 a.m.," J. C. Collins, Ford's top marketing manager for SUVs and minivans.


culled from last week's New Yorker

playing with New York Times dropcap letters







pavement drawings that create the illusion of 3d



more

yeah i know the interface sucks. I'll work on it.

The Body Chemstre [sic] between horse and rider

What.


This is weird, yeah?
Link

I've got an idea



Longest burning Light Bulb in history.

geek.


this image has been linkified by the powers that be.









moded!

ech the sub-title of this was all wrong

"once it's on you never wanna turn it off anymore"
not "once it's on you don't wanna turn it off anymore"

grandaddy lyric, i had it all wrong. arg!


update:
i may still be wrong, looks like these lyrics might still be in dispute

Ben Affleck's stupid Car

Apparently, some people were a bit peeved at Ben Affleck parking illegally in a Google spot.



Link
The Car (gaudy of all gaudies)

Of all the things to be peeved at that guy about.

1.13.2004

Yahoo! News - Oddly Enough

Yahoo! News - Oddly Enough : "Indian policeman Ganga Ram smiles outside the police parade ground in Bhopal January 13, 2004. Police in northern India are being paid an extra 30 rupees (65 cents) a month to grow a moustache to give them more authority, a newspaper reported. (Raj Patidar/Reuters)"

Prize winners in the darwin awards list of funny stories

coming soon!

the 2003 Darwin Awards um no

THE DARWIN AWARDS 2003 Update: Just some funny stories. I went here and found nothing. In fact these couldn't be darwin awards, because the point of darwin awards is that you remove yourself from the gene pool, either by death or losing the ability to reproduce. Also, factcheckers for darwin (what a job!) verify these stories. The ones below are just funny. And maaaybe true.

c/o Amanda Wilde


RUNNER-UP
The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.

RUNNER-UP
A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

RUNNER-UP
After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Beltway had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

RUNNER-UP
An American teenager was in the hospital yesterday recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying To see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

RUNNER-UP
A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? $15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime
committed?)

RUNNER-UP
A thief burst into a Florida bank one day wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "FREEZE, Mother-Stickers--This is a F***-up! For a moment, everyone was silent. Then the snickers started. The guard completely lost it and doubled over laughing. It probably saved his life, because he'd been about to draw his gun. He couldn't have drawn and fired before the thief got him. The thief ran away and is still at large. In memory of the event, the banker later put a plaque on the wall engraved with the words, "Freeze, mother-stickers, this is a ****-up!"

RUNNER-UP
Seems this Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.

RUNNER-UP
As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."

RUNNER-UP
The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into A Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.

RUNNER-UP
Kentucky. Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home.

With the chain still attached to the machine.
With their bumper still attached to the chain.
With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.
They were quickly arrested.

Pet Foil Hat Technology (PFHT) is the sorta-patented system that protects you and your pet from the government!

Objet eBay 2978448779 (Fin : 15-janv.-04 20:18:43 Paris ) - PFHT Pet Foil Hat Technology STOP BRAIN SCANS

from Boing Boing

My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!

Contest:
This has been bothering me all day.
Hey, whoever can email me first with a reference to where that quote is from will get a Google mousepad from me.




do it out of sheer materialism!!

Mailing list

I'm creating a mailing list for people who want to know about good concerts (or any sort of cool event) in the SF Bay Area.

when cool artists are coming to town, i'll post a few songs on the web and mail out dates/prices.
let me know if you want on, i know you do. shoot me a msg if ya do, and you'll be in the loop.



k7lim AT cs DOT stanford DOT edu

Kexp today

Milton Mapes - A Thousand Songs About California - Westernaire
Masters of the hemisphere - 200 heads (actually heard on somafm.com indie pop rocks)

1.12.2004

Cat and Girl

Amazon.com: Books: Da Capo Best Music Writing 2003: The Year's Finest Writing on Rock,Pop,Jazz,Country, & More (Da Capo Best Music Writing, 2003)

KSDT is live with the jive

After a layoff, the KSDT website is back and has their old playlists up again.
Christy Kwan's show is fab.

Fierce Radio Internet College, and whatnot. quite a mouthful.

http://ksdt.ucsd.edu

Coachella Artists

This year's Coachella is on 5/1-2

Here are some rumors/confirmations of artists:

Death Cab for Cutie
Radiohead
The Thrills
Electric Six
Pixies Reunion!!

source

What is Coachella?
It's an annual music festival that happens in late april/early may in southern california.
It's huge and definitely worth the drive down from SF

Past artists have included big names such as Oasis, the Strokes, Weezer, Foo Fighters, Jurassic Five, and lil up and coming bands such as Rooney, Ima Robot, and the Libertines.


Last year

2002

This sparks an idea... making a cs mailing list for bay area concerts... oooooh
mmmm listserv *drool*

Today's songs

The Lashes - It's Your Party
Well - Bring It On - The New Standard Biscuit
Mountaineers = Sewing = Messy Century
Dolour = Ménage À Trois = Suburbiac
Eisley - I Wasnt Prepared
Deerhoof - Panda Panda Panda - Apple O
Angela Correa - Glorybelt - Red Room Songs

Stressed?

Be one with the Zebra.
Notice the stripes.

This is a wonderful, easy-to-read book by brilliant Stanford Human Biology professor Robert Sapolsky about stress. Funny stories, enlightenment from both the biology side and the human intuition side of how stress affects us over days, months and years.



Check it out


an interview with the man himself

A Wonderous Place

Across the Street from SFMOMA, there's a gem

1.11.2004

resolution

this week's single: Kickstand does "New Year's Day"

and to make sure the new year is grand, a book and a website that will change your life.
maybe. or at least make you laugh.



Coming soon: prints project. as i've figured out this scanner
Coming someday: an improved www splashpage that is more than a link to this crap overly self-deprecating crap
Coming never: A cool music album by a former Blues Clues host

1.9.2004

Things looking forward to:

old friends visiting the new digs
frisbee golf
some photography in the city
SFMOMA
Warriors v. Ray Allen and the Sonics
Forging new friends at work
Stanford v. Arizona
Rilo Kiley


[Listening to: Magic Hour by The Fruit Bats - (3:39)]

Shalom Y'all


Shalom Y'all, The Documentary Film - The Official Web Site of Shalom Yall, the documentary film

Ever wonder what Southern Baptists think of Asian people?*

*Granted, I have several Asian Christian friends who have gone to Baptist churches. this extraordinarily odd portrayal/bastardization (for kids!) isn't indicative of Baptists, so much as people who are racially retarded. (i'm not being insensitive here, retarded as in slow, or behind by 40 years of racial reconciliation progress)

Rickshaw Rally

Google tips

ok i'm just in a helpful, but nerdy, mood. so what i give is nerd help:

cool ways to refine your search:
http://www.google.com/help/operators.html
http://www.google.com/help/features.html
======
inurl:
the word that comes after this operator has to be in the url of your search results
site about peja that have "kings" in the URL

=======
also try intitle:
this forces the search term to be in the title:
intitle:Photography
intitle:"sonic boom records"

========
site:edu
if you want to limit your search to sites that are edu sites (good for upping the "legitimacy" aspect of your results), use this. this also may work with .gov
compare these restricted results with these unrestricted results

the restrict allows you to see more serious, non-commercial, researchy, academicky results

======
define:
before we go into define, when you google for anything that's a word in the dictionary, the word in the blue bar becomes a link to the dictionary. Sometimes, you can even find a phrase in the dictionary. Try this. Click on the wordlink in the blue bar at the top, right after 'Searched the web for'

but beyond that, you can ask Google to look more places to define something for ya.
snoop dog


======
ever wanted to see every page on a given domain (a domain is like yahoo.com, aol.com, condimentking.com)?
well you can see every page on a domain, at least every page that google crawls by doing this:

type this into google

site:condimentking.com -unique_string_blahblahkevin143

this tells google,
give me the pages on domain "condimentking.com" [site: modifier]
that do not include the word "unique_string_blahblahkevin143" [minus sign means "exclude word"].

assuming no pages on the domain actually have the word unique_string_blahblahkevin143, voila! you have all the pages in that domain. this even works on top level domains (.edu, .gov, .com)

try some more:

The Whitehouse
Every page from a .edu
A bunch of blahgs

another interesting note about this is that the results are sorted by google ranks... ooh

======
Last, and certainly most self-involved... you can use the link: modifier to see what pages link to a given webpage.
Basically you can be narcissistic and see what links to your own page.
Or, we all know that whitehouse.com is a porn site. very tricky. heh.
but we can see all the pages that link to whitehouse.com, whether by mistake, as a joke, or as an attempt to drive people to see porn.
try it


======
http://www.google.com/help/features.html
keep reading that page, seeing search by number, calculator, and more

that's plenty.

arg, my mail is down. the one i PAY for.
in the meantime, you may send to send mail to k7lim AT manlymail dot net. (did you know that spammers will crawl my frikkin page just searching for addresses to send junk? hence the need to write my address like a moron who's never heard of teh intarw3b or the webternet)

Yeah yeah... whatta domain name. but it's free IMAP email.

What the deuce is IMAP? It's email that's accessible EVERYWHERE.


Break it down now!

-Most people have POP mail, which you download to one computer, never to see it anywhere else again.
-Other people just use webmail, and are at the mercy of some pretty bad interfaces, or highly spammable addresses (AT yahoo, AT hotmail).

IMAP mail lets you use whatever client software you want, but lets you store your email online. Basically, I can pop open my email program and see the same mails at work, and at home.

Try it free here.

I'm notta ho for this company or anything, I just think it rawks and it's free and it's better than hotmail.

1.8.2004


clicky


next thing you know, north korea is going to appeal to the rules of Risk

Just recently, i realized Mypos isn't a real place.



i was looking at a map of the area for hours.
what a cretin

2:54 The Pale - Gravity Gets Things Done - Gravity Gets Things Done

The Album Leaf - Malmo - Seal Beach EP

Oh... yeah these are songs that I hear on streaming internet audio that I want to... uh... buy...








yeah.

one too many emails about what the deuce these things are


This is just to embarrass a friend.

I'm so jealous of San Antonio

we'll miss you

Has it come to this? oh oh oh oh!

the solution to cable addiction is obviously internet porn.


On deck: I'm addicted to popcap. Heeeeere's JOHNNYJOHNNIE~!!



11:56 - Visqueen - Zirconium Gun - King Me

12:02 - Kaito - Driving Manual Auto - Band Red

evil empire cometh

Play Zaxxon online. FREE! Brought to you by Triplets and Us

link

What one thing are you most looking forward to . . .

1. ...today? going to sleep in a short while... right after i finish this

2. ...over the next week? seeing good friends from childhood years, acting like idiots, seeing Rilo Kiley, the Decemberists

3. ...this year? going on a trip with good friends to a kickin' city, the Shins concert in a month, finishing all these books i bought, especially "Kavalier and Clay."

4. ...over the next five years? going back to school, after paying off my student loans from my first 5 years, finding (or even rediscovering) people, events, places, causes, subjects... that i'm very passionate about.

5. ...for the rest of your life? raising someone who will feel as grateful and grounded as i do right now.

1.7.2004

tv isn't dumb enough


sounds

found on Deviated Septum http://dv8.blogspot.com
3wk
auraldelight
epitonic
kcrw
kexp
mp3it
peel
radio1190
radiok
soulseek
supersphere
wfmu

Clarence: You see, George, you really have had a wonderful life





the hunt
they found him

:)

14:13:06 - Lessick - Haunting Phrases
2:26 - The Incredible Moses Leroy - Transmission C - Become the Soft.Lightes

1:52 - The Model Rockets - Tired Of Hanging Out - Snatch It Back And Hold It

Wizbang: 2003 Weblog Awards - Nominations

Critics Attack Efforts to Link Bush and Hitler


*ahem* there is such a thing as too extreme.

11:26 - Some By Sea - Paaale Wonder w/Dark Eyes - Get Off The Ground If You're Scared

A polarized country... both sides just want to smoke their own pole, no centrist sentiment. The middle might just sit this election out.

A contest to make a bush "ad"
Link

1.6.2004

hello my name is simon...

dalliance - Frivolous spending of time; dawdling.
psychotomimetic - Tending to induce hallucinations, delusions, or other symptoms of a psychosis. Used of a drug.

What does the internet think?



colorful

Last Days of Summer


Ah the days have finally started to grow longer... Daydreaming about the farthest point on the seasonal loop, those long summer days.

Here is a wonderful story. a fun, fast read.
(recommended to me by Casey)

Isn't your family's hygiene worth $149.95?



Isn't this just like sitting on a water fountain without your pants on?

Don't euros do this in lieu of showering?

9:30 Vinyl - Who Gets The Blame - EP
9:28 - The Fall - Victoria - The A Sides
9:25 - Franz Ferdinand - Darts Of Pleasure - Darts Of Pleasure[EP]

1.5.2004

[Listening to: As I Rise - The Decemberists - Her Majesty (2:14)]


check out the emblems... shins and death-cab! great bands.

ambling...

Free email? Screw hotmail, get free IMAP email!

flee hotmail.

"Lost Notes from Forgotten Songs"
album by The Six Parts Seven

1.4.2004

1.3.2004

[Listening to: 09 - temporarily blind - built to spill - (4:48)]


what in the hell is a car alarm good for? will someone explain to me how exactly those bloody things deter car theft?

berkeley bound tomorrow... woooooo

unexpected punch the gut!

a stunning blow to the head!
TKO!

Built to Spill has been a favorite lately, and nothing tops their one-two punch off their awesome 1999 release "Keep it Like a Secret"

Technically, it's a two-three punch, but mehhhhh... M-E-H...

Bob along with "Center off the Universe," track two off the album.
Then prepare to sail on a smooth wave in the mathematically non-sensical "Carry the Zero," the very next track on KiLaS.

woooooo... try it before you buy it*




*Pleeeease pleeeease support these artists by buying CDs, seeing them on tour, buying merch... if you love em, show em, and keep them going. the RIAA is pissing a lot of people off with their suing of 9 year olds, etc, i know, but people, these artists (built to spill, grandaddy, the sprites, rosie thomas, the long winters) deserve support and leeching is simply the opposite of that. a strong independent fan-base keeps these artists trucking. they're hardly arrogant millionaires... feed their expression and talent... lest you wake up in a clear-channeled world where expression is sold by ticketmaster and branded to a singular homogenous audience by a small group of corporate taste-testers-turned-taste-dictators. if you like that weird independent, soulful, hot-beats, whatever off-the-beaten-path human expression feed it!